life is hard when you’re not a band member’s girlfriend
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing
and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.